Your Tuesday headlines
-Due to blogger being down yesterday, we could not bring you the headlines. Unfortunately, they were very funny, and only our esteemed editor had a chance to read them.
-First off, it appears that Ottawa Senators forward Chris Neil has been in debt for quite some time.
Luckily, the man has all kinds of talent to fall back on.
-The Blue Jays drafted Deck McGuire, a future KRIO Action 7! News team anchor, with the 11th pick in the draft. The guy sounds totally badass, and, as a Blue Jays right hander, would probably only blow 30 saves a year!
-Here's a blog post comparing Chris Pronger to Gordie Howe in a way that does not stretch as much as it could. Pronger has had two horrible games these playoffs, in which times the goalie has been pulled.
-Joey Votto went 0-for-3. Had Michael Saunders not hit a three-run homer, we'd have been doomed at the next Baseball Classic.
Okay, we're done. We need sleepz.